Scary Tail: II

Scary Tail: Part 2

  Hannah and Boozle just took a job to guard the train station to prevent bandits from getting in. As they walked towards the train station they noticed a big fluffy- Ah fuck it you know who it is. Bugaboo and Erza Scarlett were standing there.

“You’re late!” shouted Erza in her strong, firm and sexy voice.

“Sorry, Jimmy The Devil Slayer came back and I had to tie him to a flag pole.” Explained Hannah

“It’s all good nigga” Erza said with her strong, firm and sexy voice.

  So our heroes stood there waiting for action. Any moment now, bandits would arrive. Any…
Moment now…

Then before Hannah knew it, Natsu Dragneel showed up.

“HEY YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU STOLE MY POWERS” shouted Natsu with his stupid pink hair “GIVE THEM BACK YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKITTY TURD EATING GOOMBA FAPPING WEEABOO IN DENIAL DIAPER FETISHIST CROC WEARING STUPID PAPER CROWN WEARING PINK TUTU FUCK.”

Erza and Buggaboo stood silent. Hannah got up from her chair and boozle followed behind her.

“So you wanna go?” said Hannah with a great big smirk

“Yeah, but wanna know something awesome?” Said Natsu

Hannah shrugged and nodded. “Sure why not?”

“You’re pre-heavens tower arc Natsu and I’m Magic games Natsu” said natsu

Hannah almost shat herself as she tried to escape. But Natsu flash stepped infront of her and socked her in the face.


“FFFF… FUH…   FIRE DRAGON R-“ Hannah tried it get out an attack but Natsu round house kicked in her into the train’s. The train’s caused an explosion that took half the town. Erza and Bugaboo did not flinch nor did they move from there spot.

Natsu absorbed the fire and got a power increase. Hannah quickly got up and smirked.

“You do realize that explosion gave me a Zenkai boost, don’t you?” Hannah Smirked

Natsu’s smile dropped “Oh?”

“YEAH! I’m stronger than Magic Games Natsu now!” Hannah  shouted as she ran towards Natsu. Natsu’s smile slowly began to rise again with each step Hannah took. Just when Hannah’s fist was about to collide with Natsu’s face, Natsu kicked Hannah square in the stomache.

“Yeah that fire gave me a boost. I’m the Great Dragon War Natsu now”.

“FUCK!” Said Hannah after she recovered from the hit. “YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS!” Hannah pulled out her cell phone.

“Yeah, it’s me. Can you kick this guys ass? Yeah I kind of want this done with now. Okay! Thank you.” Hannah hung up her phone.

Within seconds a group of 10 people walked towards them. One wore a straw hat, one with three swords, one with orange hair, one with swirly eyebrows, one with a kick ass slingshot, a dog, tall woman, a cyborg, a spooky skeleton with an afro and a guy green hair and fangs all arrived.

“Captain usopp! Take him down!” said Luffy, second in command. This was Time-Time skip strawhats where Usopp surpassed Luffy. Usopp knew super sayain 5, Emperors haki,  Janken, gear second-fourth and Final getsuga tensho.

Usopp just flicked natsu with his pinky finger and Natsu turned into a pile of ashes. Usopp walked over to Hannah and got down on his knees. He pulled out a ring pop and proposed to Hannah. Hannah agreed but something was amiss…

Usopp’s face began to desolve and the other crew members exploded or something. Hannah quickly woke from her dream to see Erza and Bugaboo just finishing tying up bandits.

“You’re a useless piece of shit you know that Hanna?” said Bugaboo

Hannah shrugged

“THAT’S ME!” Hannah gave the stupidest smile ever.

The end.