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Scary GodMother and The Attack on Frightside: VII

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Scary Godmother and The Attack on Frightside: Part 7

  Hanna and the gang set their sights on Scary Godmothers house at long last.  Bert combed his sick ass Pompadour back and shouted “LET’S FUCKING KICK THAT WHICH SWITCH B-“ Bert paused for a moment. “Bark!” Bert continued. Hanna grabbed her bag. Jin sucked up the wind to restore his wind demon dragon slayer powers. Bugaboo decided to guard the house and sit on his stupid fat butt watching Card Captor Saukrai all day.

 Hanna and the other two set off to Scary Godmother’s house. Hanna jammed the key really hard in the mcdonalds door’s keyhole and they opened the portal to Frightside. They walked in confidently into the portal and arrived infront of the Scary Godhouse. An army of little girls with short brown hair and pink shirts rushed to defend the hut.

  Standing atop the house stood a very obese man child holding a bag of pink marshmellows. He jumped to the ground causing a massive shock which sent Hanna, Jin and Bert to the ground.

“Woooooweee that sure is a big old bad wolf” said Jin

“KI SHI SHI SHI SHI!” said the big old bad wolf. “Welcome back, Hanna!”

“Sir Henry Motherfucker!” Hanna shouted.

The big old bad wolf turned was Henry. Over time Henry kidnapped an army of somewhat identical underage 15 year old girls with short brown hair and pink shirts. He also consumed the Kage Kage No Mi devil fruit. He commanded his army of 15 year old girls and Zombies too attack.

“Alright, I have a score to settle with this sicko.” Said Bert tightening his headband. Bert summoned three sprit swords. He held one in each hand and one in his mouth.

  “You guys move on without me, I got this” Bert said with confidence. Bert did his 1080 Pound Cannon and blew away several Zombies to clear a path for Hanna and Jin. Hanna and Jin dashed inside the house, locking the door behind them so henry wouldn’t get in.  

  Hanna looked around the living room and saw that the basement door was wide open. Hanna and Jin headed towards it because it totally isn’t a trap. They stepped down and the door shut down behind him. Standing there with stupid pink hair was Natsu Dragneel. Jin noticed something off about him…

Something…

One inch taller….

Natsu was 1 Inch taller than he usually was. This meant he was a simple fake clone. But this clone could had an infinite fire machine on his back, so he could regenerate spirit energy forever.

  “I got this, don’t ya worry!” Jin took off his shirt to reveal his 6 pack abs and sexy muscles. Jin’s body was every teenage girls dream. Hanna wanted some of that. But hanna knew it was not the time for fucky, she headed to the basement’s basement to find Scary Godmother. The stairs leading there were about the length of the remainder of this chapter.  

Back to where ever Bert was…

Bert tamed the girls by giving them candy. He made sure they were safe inside the giant pumpkin. Bert looked at Henry and gave him a devilish grin.

“You’ll be joining your zombie friends soon…”


“Being controlled by a higher intellect to take over the human world? Why, that makes my job easier.” Henry laughed and mocked Bert.

“No, I mean dead you stupid fat fuck.” Bert shouted as launched a 1080 pound cannon attack at Henry. His Zombie army formed a huge wall and absorbed it. But Bert quickly jumped through the smoke and slashed Henry’s arm off.  Henry screamed in pain and gave Bert the most pissed off look you could give someone. Henry injected several shadows and steroids into himself. He grew several stories tall and his arm grew back.

“Alright, time to do what our that stupid fucker with the tall hat got rid of. The enslavement of the black man!” Henry shouted

“WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.” Bert was pissed “Not only are you a pedophile and a stupid lazy fuck, you’re telling me you’re also a racist?”

“Yeah.” Henry casually said.

Bert shook his head and launched his 6000 pound cannon at henry and his head exploded and then he died.

“Fuck that guy.” Said Bert.


Meanwhile to Jin’s battle.



“Oh dragneel, watch it! You don’ts know what you’re getting into! I’m from an anime where my power level is beyond yours.” Jin dodged Natsu’s attacks with ease

“But you don’t understand! I am a clone! A better version of that pink haired fuck! A shadow of his true self!” Natsu shouted

“No, my power level is like 160k whiles natsu’s is atleast 20k. Get rekt fuck boy.” Jin punched Clone Natsu and he got knocked out. Jin flew outside and tossed Clone Natsu several miles. Jin met up with Bert.

“So Bert me boy, you wanna go help Hanna?”

“Nah, she’s the main protag she can’t die.” Bert replied.

“Alright! Let’s go play Mario Kart!” Jin said as he grabbed bert and went back to the Human world.

Hanna arrived to the bottom to see Scary Godmother sitting on her throne. Scary Godmother tapped her fingers on the arm rest, roundabout started to play on the radio, the words “Menacing” floated around her and she wore a scary godsmile.

Hanna was inside the very same room Scary Godmother was, whom was her ultimate enemy.

Will Hanan defeat Scary Godmother? Will Jin let Bert actually fucking win at Mario Kart for a change?

Find out next chapter.
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ahahah, hadoken!