Hex X Jam Chapter 1

Hex X Jam Chapter 1: The Jammining

        Young 17 year old Hexel Maniacl dreamed of becoming a hunter ever since she first laid eyes on a post on Facebook she kinda remembers seeing that one time. It mentions something about a secret jam flavor that no one else knew about but the creator. After further examination (Aka one google search), she found absolutely zero results. She was curious if this was true or not. Was there a secret jam flavor or not. What flavor was it? No matter how hard she thought, she could not come up with an answer. Well it did not matter to her. The only jam that mattered to young hexel was Strawberry.

        The main reason she wanted to find the secret jam flavor was to eliminate it. She was apart of the Strawberry jammer clan. She was the only member of the group. She always got into arguments online with her friend, DHlooker over which jam was the superior jam. Looker was on the grape side. Looker was a part of a group called “The Grapists”. There were two members, Looker and Junpei Iori. They were the sixth largest jam group in the jam clan. The second largest was Archie The Aqua boss’s group. They were known as “Team Aqua”. His group had over 300 members. That’s a lot compared to the others. As for the Number one largest group? No one knew the leader or the name, however they did know the flavor they chose to fight for. That flavor was lime. It was an obscure flavor but again young Hexel didn’t care.

           Hexel was extremely bored one day. She wanted to spread the word of strawberry jam by giving it a good reputation. The only reputation Hexel had was a Facebook page with 6k+ likes, which was extremely irrelevant in real life scenarios. The only way to do this was to become stronger and take out the other jam clans.  One of the few ways she could think of was to become a Hunter! Why a hunter you might be asking? Shut the fuck up and don’t ask questions.

The hunter exams only happened once a year. They were extremely difficult and the chance of death was immensely high. But if you were one of the many few lucky survivors, you got a sweet card and the rights to be called a “Hunter”.

It just so happened that they started accepting applicants for the hunter exam around the same time Hexel was thinking about it. She took advantage of this moment and signed up online. After she filled out the entire application she sent it via email to the hunter association.

Hexel waited infront of her computer for several hours, hoping they would send her a response. She was anxious to see if they would accept her or not. She knows she wasn’t very strong, but she figured for plot convenience, they would accept her. In the meantime, she wrote fanfiction about a guy writing fanfiction about his waifu who wants to become a hunter.


Few more hours have passed and she finally saw a new email from the official hunter website. To her surprise, she was accepted. With not having telling her parents about this in mind, she quickly tried to muster up the courage to ask her over protective parents if they would let her participate.                                              

               Hexel finally got  the courage to ask her parents. They responded positively and said

“Sure why not go for it.”

Hexel was exicted! She hopped on the boat headed to the exam island and sat down on an apple crate. She pulled out her 3DS and played porkyman H. Not too long after, a man in a long brown trench cloak walked up to her.

“Hey, ya playing porkyman? Mind if I play with you?”

hexel looked up with shock to see that the man in the long brown trench cloak was her online friend, DH looker. Hexel didn’t understand how he got on this boat when he lives in Jerseynew city and hexel lived in Ridaflo, which are several miles apart from one another.

She just let it go. She and DH looker played Porkyman while waiting for the boat to arrive to their destination. When all of a sudden, a man with a man long black hair that went into his eyes. He had a plain white T-shirt with the letter “L” on it.

He walked up to Hexel and DH looker and said “hey uh, I don’t play porkyman but I know how to play a mean flute. Mind if I join you guys during the exams? I can help you beat it too, you just gotta help me beat it.”

“Alright, you can join us. So what’s your name?” hexel asked

“L”

“Oh” said Hexel and DH looker in disappointment.

The boat arrived at the island. Hexel, DH looker and L got off the boat and followed the large group of fellow hunter applicants. They eventually arrived at an abandoned crab shack. One guy walked inside and let out a blood curling scream. His decapitated head was flung out the shacks door.

Hexel and the rest of the group fled and entered a nearby Wendy’s. They all sat down and had a nice lunch.
“Man, that guy who died back there sure was a head of our time.” L smirkingly said. Everyone in the store gave him a disappointed glare. Not too long after L’s failed attempt at a joke a guy walked out of the mens bathroom. He had a cape made of toilet paper, a crown made of the mini cups you put ketchup in and he wore no shoes.

“Hello there! I am King Wendy’s! I’m your examiner!” He threw glitter in a man’s eyes. The man fell to the ground in pain.

Everyone ignored him and followed King Wendy’s in the back room. The room was filled with empty boxes, cob webs and Neil Patrick Harris. King Wendy’s pressed a button and the floor of the room descended bellow the depths of the establishment.

Where would this lead our heroes? Is it the actual exams or just some crazed psychopaths funtime basement? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Hex X Jam!