Hannah's Bizarre Adventure 1: Pumpkin Blood

Hannah’s Bizarre Adventure Part one: Pumpkin blood

 Is was a normal day in cold and cloudy Canada. Hannah was a mere 12 years old, tall and muscular and fit like a goddess.  She was reading her OTfree fan fictions in a park near her father’s pumpkin farm. She noticed out of the corner of her eye, a beautiful short brown haired girl with neko cat ears. She was being bullied by the local neighborhood boys. She called out for help witch triggered Hannah to want to help.

Hannah willingly charged at them to attempt to stop them. She ultimately failed and they beat the ever living shit out of her, the girl joined in too. Hannah lied there on the cold hard ground. Until, a man with red messy hair walked up to Hannah. With his thick Irish accent he looked down at Hannah and smiled.

“Imma be takin’ over this story now ya piece of shit!” And so Jin curb stomped Hannah and bashed her teeth out. He then threw her into a ditch. He took her paper crown. So Jin walked away and headed towards Hannah’s household. He arrived at the large household. It was big.

So Jin knocked on the door and Hannahdad opened the door. This was Hannah’s dad. He was shocked to see Jin wearing his daughters paper crown.

“WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT?” shouted Hannahdad, pointing at Hannah’s crown on Jin’s head.

“Oh ya know, just beat the shit out of her for it! She might be dead in a ditch or somethin’! I don’t know I’m here to beat up Jimmy before he puts on the vampire mask!” Jin smiled and punched Hannahdad out of the way. Hannahdad looked over at Jin and cried. “HE ALREADY PUT ON THE MASK!”

“OH SHIT!” Jin shouted as he ran into the bathroom because he just shat himself. He had burrito’s for breakfast, so yeah that was a stupid idea. After Jin’s adventure in bubblegloop swamp, he walked out of the bathroom to see Jimmy set the house on fire.

“Well, nothin’ a little wind can’t fix!” So Jin blew. Fire go bye.

“WHY THEFFUKC DID YOU DO THAT?” Shouted Jimmy

“Because you’re a fuckin’ piece of shit ya know? That stupid devil costume ya always wearing it! You’re 12 years old and ye be just a piece of rotton pumpkin!” Jin pulled out his switch blade and shanked Jimmy several times. Jimmy pushed Jin away and climbed up the wall.

“STUPID JIN! I CAN JUST REGERATE MY WOUNDS!” So jimmy did that very thing he just said in that sentence.

“Oh right, youse be a vampire.” Jin pulled out a Sunny D and poured it on Jimmy.

“WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE? NOW I HAVE TO WASH MY DEVIL COSTUME!” Jimmy stomped his foot and killed a cockroach. The death of the cockroach ANGERED JIN. Jin pulled out TWO switch blades and began to jab Jimmy.

“FUUUCK FUUUUCK!” Jimmy shouted “STOP YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME!”

“Nah, I just be playin’ with ya.” Jin then pulled out three switch blades.

“Oh fuck…” Then Jimmy was stabbed multiple times in the body and turned into literal swiss cheese. Idk how don’t ask. Jin ate the cheese and then won. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, TOOTHLESS HANNAH SHOWED UP WITH A GUN.

“Hey now, don’t be hasty!” Jin smacked the gun out of toothless Hannah’s grasp. Before Toothless Hannah could say something stupid, Jin kicked Hannah’s head off and then left it there to rot.

“Whhyyyy?” Said Hannahdad bleeding out and crawling over to Hannah’s corpse.

“Scary Godmother is my territory now, bitch” So Jin flew away, flipping Hannahdad off and flew off to New York, 1940 something.

------> To be continued